We will be moving from our tiny, mushroom growing apartment where lesbian domestic violence fills the air and we are known as "white folk" (that's another story later), to....21 General Doolittle Rd.
It has been nice Wood Forest, getting to experience the doppler effect first hand with the raceway just minutes from our windows and you were able to give Danny even more fuel for his argument for gun ownership, but we now must go...to General Doolittle Rd. You have been a class act "fixing" our leaking roof by painting over the stains with Kilz, and practically letting our "lake view" run dry because the pump broke for over a week, and charging us more for water than it costs us in electricity each month, but General Doolittle is calling our name. I'm so glad I got to experience with you our roof being replaced and our porch railing being ripped out and then hammered back together. And your timing couldn't have been any better, the 2nd month of me working night shift! Oh, and thanks for that special amenity, our fireplace, which we never used because we live in DAYTONA BEACH.
Beginning June 25th Danny and Karen Browning will be residing at 21 General Doolittle Rd. Daytona Beach, FL 32114.
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